I have no idea what to make of a new commercial from Folgers called "Happy Mornings", the product of a no-doubt disturbed ad man named Steve Ayson. It's apparently part of a campaign called "Tolerate Mornings" which features a "Morning Tolerator" (i.e., a coffee maker) and odd downloads like a "Boss Tracker", a program which claims it can keep track of the location of your boss so you can tolerate your morning even more. If the embedded video doesn't work, try here.
Wake up you sleepy head!
You can sleep when you are dead!