Paintings by Gustav Klimt That Did Not Sell for $135 Million
The Firm Handshake
Portrait of Friedrich Matzek, the Slovenly Bum Who Lives in a Cardboard Box on Schwazenbergplatz in Downtown Baumgarten
Bright Shiny Things
Painting to Adorn a Freshman Girl's Dorm Room Wall
In other McSweneey's news, I picked up their pair of wacked out Haggis-on-Whey children's books, Giraffes? Giraffes! and Your Disgusting Head. I'll let you know what I think when I get a chance to read them.